oops, menthol.

Once upon a time, there were two separate beings. A tall Nigerian basketball player cleverly disguised as a Peranakan indieboy, and a short Icelandic snow elf cleverly disguised as a Chinese whatthefuckisthis girl.
The both of them came into contact one recess, four years ago, when the Icelandic snow elf squeezed lemon barley onto the uniform of the Nigerian basketball player, a feeble attempt to cleanse his.. Shirt? Soul? Body? It shall remain a mystery.
They never saw eye to eye ever again until three years later, when the Nigerian basketball player broke the Icelandic snow elf’s lime green headband, and had to compensate by fusing his soul together with hers. Shortly after that, they went to Sentosa and thus, the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra-super powers.. Twins were born! Using their ultra-super telepathy, Daniel and Anthea have dedicated their lives to committing acts of sheer stupidity (usually on impulse), publicly embarrassing each other, injuring each other (usually injuring me), drinking milk tea, making animal noises, tricking people into believing the lies that are “We are blood-related” and “We are dating!”, fighting crime and the forces of evil!!!!!

(This entry was proudly spawned by mindless brain vomit, and lack of sleep. Such a nice photobooth photo, no? You can obviously tell that we’re in school by the empty white background behind.. Poop. On. A. Stick)