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When lecture gets boring:
Daniel:Ugh, she keeps looking over.Me:Her face is kinda oldish.Daniel:So are her boobs.Me:Really?!Daniel:Yeah, see!!Me:I don't want to see, why not you see and tell me?Daniel:WHAT?! ARE YOU INTERESTED IN HER.Me:EW NO!!!!!!!Daniel:My ex-girlfriends are OFF LIMITS. OFF LIMITS!